In this edition of “Small Talk,” Boston Red Sox pitcher Matt Barnes sits down to answer some big questions from little kids.
Q. What would a robot do on your team?
A. I’m not entirely sure what he would do, I might have to think about that. If I was gonna pick a robot it would definitely be Optimus Prime. He’s a lot better than Megatron in all of the Transformer movies, but I would probably just keeping him around to be buddies, someone to hang out with.
Q. Do you love reading?
A. Absolutely. I don’t read as much as I probably should, but I do enjoy reading. I’ve read a couple books over the last few years, “American Sniper,” the story about Chris Kyle, and “Lone Survivor,” two of my favorite books of all time. So I do enjoy reading.
Q. Do you listen to music like my grandmother?
A. I listen to music. I don’t know if it’s the same kind of music as your grandmother — mine’s on an mp3 player usually. My parents have the old discs too. I do listen to music, I love country music, electronic music, anything that’s good I listen to.
Q. My favorite planet is Saturn and it has a lot of rings. Do you have any rings?
A. I do. I was very fortunate in college — my junior year we won the Big East regular season (title) so I got a championship ring for that. Last year was my first professional ring. I got it with the Pawtucket Red Sox (who) won the International League, so I got a ring for that.
Q. What’s the funniest video on YouTube you’ve ever seen?
A. The funniest video I’ve ever seen on YouTube? I don’t know. The one about the Charlie with the baby biting the finger was pretty funny, I liked that. I haven’t seen it in a while, but that one’s funny. I’m not a big YouTube guy, I don’t go on there a ton and if I do it’s usually to look at cars. But yeah, probably the “Charlie bit my finger” one.
Q. Who sings the best on the team?
A. Oh that’s hands down me. I have the best voice. I’ve been told I’m the song bird of my generation. Honestly, I don’t know really. We don’t really sing a ton. I would imagine that Joe Kelly has a pretty good voice though.
Q. What were you for Halloween?
A. My favorite Halloween costume that I think I’ve ever had was Buddy The Elf about three or four years ago — the yellow tights, the curly hair, the green jacket. That was probably one of my favorite ones that I’ve ever done.
Q. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
A. I had so many. Saturday morning cartoons were the best. Coming home from school everyday watching cartoons, I used to watch “SpongeBob,” “Rocket Power,” “Power Rangers” when I was real young. My parents tell me but I don’t really remember this but I used to watch “Barney” like it was my job. There was a ton but those are a few of them.
Q. What’s your favorite kind of story?
A. I think my favorite kind of story is either a mystery novel — I used to read a bunch of those– or I kinda like the true story military books about our Navy Seals and things like that. Kinda two totally different genres there, but those are probably my two favorite.
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